Porcupine

“If you have a good defense, being smart or fast is overrated.”  Steve.

Porcupine: “This is a DEELICIOUS downed branch I’ve happened upon here in the middle of the path.”

“Yipes. Trapped like a rat, whatever a rat is. I don’t know what that big ugly thing is but I better boogie to cover.”

“I’ve now assumed the standard porcupine defense of hiding my head behind something while brandishing my impressive array of painful quills. Hopefully the big ugly thing believes that old wive’s tale, whatever a wive is, whatever a tale is, that I can shoot these quills of mine at will.”

“Can’t resist sneakin’ a peek to see how much I’ve terrified my wannabe attacker.”

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