I watched all the Jacques Costeau episodes as a kid. Obviously I learned nothing from his crew’s underwater photography techniques. What I did was reach out of the kayak, stick the waterproof camera in the water, and snap photos while fish swam by. I snapped a lot of nothing, and then this little fish happened by at the right moment. A not-so-large large mouthed bass.
Failing at my Calypso crew audition, now I seem afflicted with Joyce Kilmer aspirations:
Long Lake, little fish
Long Lake, little wish
Wants to see the internet
Not a cute pet
Has to stay wet
Has to stay put
Has to stay free
Bet she’ll greet a fishing net
Before she meets that internet
Poor little fish
Poor little she